After demonstrating last Sunday how God was very much active in Timothy Tebow's final game this season, I have taken it upon myself to continue demonstrating how God is in every game with the "Sacrilegious Sunday" series. Here is how Patriots and Giants came to win their conferences, and how God will decide to intervene(fear?) in Super Bowl XLVI (46) at Indy.
Let us go chronologically, and start with Patriots/Ravens. This was a clear game to call on a Biblical level. Tebow thanked the 12th man this post season for win, pissing off the institution that gave us the spawn of Satan known as Rick Perry. Tom Brady's jersey number? 12. Like the disciples, tribes of Israel, and so and so forth. This hedonist is clearly God's favorite. Specific to Texans fans, justice was served with Ravens losing after last week when refs were either bribed, or lost their eye sight and called NOTHING against the Ravens. As opposed to CBS reporters pre-game saying "justice" was to Flacco for winning... You get my drift, end of story, next game.
Giants versus 49ers. Another exciting game, resulting in over time. God communicated directly through scripture and dream on this one. How? Final play of the game, game winning 31 yard field goal by # 9 Lawrence Tynes. Let's go to the 3rd book of the Bible, chapter 1, verse 9...
"But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the priest shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the Lord." - Leviticus 1:9
God was simply hungry to sweet revenge, through this sacrifice. Even Tynes immediately after the win said he dreamed of this moment. Except when he dreamed about it, he imagined it would be a 42 yard field goal instead of 31 (Super Bowl 42 was when Giants beat Patriots 17-14; add the two scores and you get length of today's field goal of "31"). Whether he misspoke, or was smart enough to make the connection is a different story.
Now we have the following scenario, God's chosen "12th Man" of hedonism from the Patriots, versus Indianaopolis' Peyton Manning brethren Eli's Giants. It is set up to be a sweet revenge match for Giants, with God as spectator. We'll see what this trickster God decides, though suspicion tells me pagan Giants will be slaughtered. Time will tell, or possibly scripture for twenty (book) 12, chapter 2 (Feb), verse 5 (Superbowl Sunday).
"And the sons of the prophets that were at Jericho came to Elisha, and said unto him, Knowest thou that the Lord will take away thy master from thy head to day? And he answered, Yea, I know it; hold ye your peace" - 2 Kings 2:5
Isn't prophecy rooted in Christian fundamentalism great? Or better yet how Super Bowl 46 will be the 2nd time Giants and Patriots face off to be crowned Super Bowl champions? Let's see how this human concoction Pans out with holy Bob's referencing of Tool's "46&2" from Ænema. Perhaps Arizona Bay is closer than we all realize. There might be a God after all. Let's see if people decided to learn to swim...
Best,
Rev. Rex James
Showing posts with label CBS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CBS. Show all posts
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
The Truth Behind BCS Championship Outcome: Apocalypse Signs
After this past Monday night, people across the nation have been baffled by the BCS Championship game. On account I am from Texas with no vested interest, never gambling on sports events, I can speak neutrally on the matter. Objectively speaking, it was a terribly boring game, especially given the really exciting games earlier in the bowl series. It had absolutely NO back and forth. In short, Bama offense slowly marched up field and were held to field goals, while LSU offense seemed to find the concept of obtaining first downs quite foreign.
Some people believe things along the lines of Les Miles being bribed, or Bama players were fueled by the drive to seek revenge. This is all a farce. I can scientifically prove how LSU lost the championship. Only need approximately 12 months.
Recently EVERYONE has been talking about how according to the Mayans, the world will end Dec.21, 2012. There have been many arguments on the likelihood of this, given that about 9 months "The Rapture" was supposed to occur, with the world officially ending in October. Yet we're still here.
People are asking, Why should we pay attention to a civilization that died out long ago? The world is not going to end, the Mayan calendar is circular. Anybody remember the score of the LSU/Bama games?
Bama/LSU #1: 6-9
Bama/LSU #2: 21-0
The world is supposed to end on the Twenty-First of this year, of the Mayan calendar's circular power. This last game was a sign of the Apocalypse, at the hands of Mayan other worldly superpowers emphasizing the fact when the world will end (Bama's "21"), and that there calendar is indeed circular (LSU's "0"). For those arguing it's circular, the universe began with a Big Bang didn't it? Am I the only bothered by the idea of this event reoccurring?
Is it not a bit odd that LSU was denied a 3-peat, in New Orleans, with the Honeybadger, AND that there was a full moon the night before?
Think back to the first game, at Bama. Of all the sexual positions out there, the most circular position of them all is the delightful ying-yang esque 6-9.
And on a broader level, isn't it interesting how Adele's "21" was the best selling album of 2011, outselling Lil Wayne's "Tha Carter IV" and Lady Gaga's "Born This Way"... COMBINED! Also, in the world of Grammy nominations it obtained a grand total of 6, the SAME number of times Bama scored (5 field goals + 1 touch down = 6). Think about the date of the 54th Grammy Awards, February 12th. We all know the 12th month of the year is December. 12 (Feb.)/ 21 (Adele) /2012 (12 "21" 12). 5-4 is a nice and subtle way to count down... 3....2....1.....BOOM!
Also, Adele is signed with powerhouse label Columbia Records, who has given us icons including Bob Dylan. What has there logo been?
That's right, the all encompassing Eye. The Grammy Awards will air on CBS, any guesses on what their logo has been for MANY years?
Exactly... This brings credence to the fact that Freemasons are clearly involved. Especially when you think about how this is the same network in the NFL that is broadcasting the battle between the God-loving virgin Tebow & the Hedonisitic Tom Brady. Only time will tell what ultimately occurs on this fateful Saturday.
Let's take this notion a step further, the lead single off of "21" that has absolutely DOMINATED the airwaves for almost year is "ROLLing in the Deep"... TIDE!
And for the record, Bama's kickers STILL performed terribly; including one blocked kick, missed field goals, AND A MISSED EXTRA POINT!
This is just the beginning of a clearly logical and scientific theory that can be proven over the course of the year, when the Mayan's circular calendar brings about a second Big Bang. End conclusion? Whatever higher power you do or do not believe in: it is a prankster child and we are all merely puppets.
Enjoy your day and sleep restfully with that thought in mind
Best,
Rev. Rex James
Some people believe things along the lines of Les Miles being bribed, or Bama players were fueled by the drive to seek revenge. This is all a farce. I can scientifically prove how LSU lost the championship. Only need approximately 12 months.
Recently EVERYONE has been talking about how according to the Mayans, the world will end Dec.21, 2012. There have been many arguments on the likelihood of this, given that about 9 months "The Rapture" was supposed to occur, with the world officially ending in October. Yet we're still here.
People are asking, Why should we pay attention to a civilization that died out long ago? The world is not going to end, the Mayan calendar is circular. Anybody remember the score of the LSU/Bama games?
Bama/LSU #1: 6-9
Bama/LSU #2: 21-0
The world is supposed to end on the Twenty-First of this year, of the Mayan calendar's circular power. This last game was a sign of the Apocalypse, at the hands of Mayan other worldly superpowers emphasizing the fact when the world will end (Bama's "21"), and that there calendar is indeed circular (LSU's "0"). For those arguing it's circular, the universe began with a Big Bang didn't it? Am I the only bothered by the idea of this event reoccurring?
Is it not a bit odd that LSU was denied a 3-peat, in New Orleans, with the Honeybadger, AND that there was a full moon the night before?
Think back to the first game, at Bama. Of all the sexual positions out there, the most circular position of them all is the delightful ying-yang esque 6-9.
And on a broader level, isn't it interesting how Adele's "21" was the best selling album of 2011, outselling Lil Wayne's "Tha Carter IV" and Lady Gaga's "Born This Way"... COMBINED! Also, in the world of Grammy nominations it obtained a grand total of 6, the SAME number of times Bama scored (5 field goals + 1 touch down = 6). Think about the date of the 54th Grammy Awards, February 12th. We all know the 12th month of the year is December. 12 (Feb.)/ 21 (Adele) /2012 (12 "21" 12). 5-4 is a nice and subtle way to count down... 3....2....1.....BOOM!
Also, Adele is signed with powerhouse label Columbia Records, who has given us icons including Bob Dylan. What has there logo been?
That's right, the all encompassing Eye. The Grammy Awards will air on CBS, any guesses on what their logo has been for MANY years?
Exactly... This brings credence to the fact that Freemasons are clearly involved. Especially when you think about how this is the same network in the NFL that is broadcasting the battle between the God-loving virgin Tebow & the Hedonisitic Tom Brady. Only time will tell what ultimately occurs on this fateful Saturday.
Let's take this notion a step further, the lead single off of "21" that has absolutely DOMINATED the airwaves for almost year is "ROLLing in the Deep"... TIDE!
And for the record, Bama's kickers STILL performed terribly; including one blocked kick, missed field goals, AND A MISSED EXTRA POINT!
This is just the beginning of a clearly logical and scientific theory that can be proven over the course of the year, when the Mayan's circular calendar brings about a second Big Bang. End conclusion? Whatever higher power you do or do not believe in: it is a prankster child and we are all merely puppets.
Enjoy your day and sleep restfully with that thought in mind
Best,
Rev. Rex James
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)