Showing posts with label Devil's Film Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Devil's Film Sex. Show all posts

Friday, January 27, 2012

DTFriday: Name That Butthole!

Yesterday Cassandra Nix was asked something I had never quite thought about. Until now...

"Haha most likely..test me RT : Could you identify your butthole from a lineup of buttholes?"

Now I have seen a number of naked bodies in my day, in person and screen, and there are certain body parts that are fairly distinguishing. Breasts, they come in all shapes, sizes, and nipple variation. Fairly easy for someone to pick out their own breasts. Pussy, there is a wide variety too. Poon intended. The esteemed butthole, by and large, is not. I am not talking about le butt in its entirety, because they come in all makes and models. Only the hole. Things that make the butthole distinguishable are if it is a huge gaper, specific skin color, or there is a tattoo around it for all the to see.

Thus, I am challenging everyone to see how well they know their buttholes in America's soon to be favorite game show on Fox: Name That Butthole! Below are photos of buttholes, that have been cropped to focus on this orifice. No alterations or enlargements, just simple print screens. And I want to see who, if anybody, can guess five select buttholes of starlets correctly. No buttholes were reused, you just have to figure out who it belongs to out of the following (in alphabetical order)

1) Tori Black
2)Allie Haze
3)Kaylani Lei
4)Cassandra Nix
5)Faye Reagan

So here you go Cassandra Nix, your chance to prove you can name your butthole out of a lineup!

A
 B
 C
 D
 E

Answers to be posted during next week's DTFriday, with full image of where these lovely holes came from. No prizes to be won here, simply bragging rights and choice between blessing or curse from yours truly.

Best,

Rev. Rex James

Friday, January 20, 2012

DTFriday: AVN Awards

This weekend the AVN Awards will be held. And low and behold I wasn't nominated for anything, or even invited! The travesty! Unlike others, I will not be posting my picks for categories, because the sheer amount of categories makes the Grammys look like a prestigious award to win. Having said that, in closing I feel there are two categories that need to be added.

1) Best New Director

2) Best Blog/Reviewer

I rarely toot my own horn, though I feel after 2012, the industry will overwhelmingly decide I be given both of these awards.

Best,

Rev. Rex James