Last week Tim Tebow essentially claimed that God was responsible for his win last week over the Steelers, because of the John 3:16 reference in his stats. What everyone is ignoring is that God also was communicating to Tim Tebow with yesterday's loss against the Patriots. What was God communicating? See for yourself.
"Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities"
- 1 Timothy 5: 23
Timothy's number for the mile high ponies is "15". The number of fourth down conversions was "2/3". See Tim and other fundamentalist Christians? It is ok to be a bit of a hedonist, quit being so proud of being sober. God wants you to drink. It will cure your sicknesses of a physical, mental, and spiritual nature.
And on that note, time for me to pop open a bottle, or 4, of the blood of Christ. Good thing Bible never defined what a "little" was.
Cheers everybody!
Best,
Rev. Rex James
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