Friday, January 27, 2012

DTFriday: Name That Butthole!

Yesterday Cassandra Nix was asked something I had never quite thought about. Until now...

"Haha most likely..test me RT : Could you identify your butthole from a lineup of buttholes?"

Now I have seen a number of naked bodies in my day, in person and screen, and there are certain body parts that are fairly distinguishing. Breasts, they come in all shapes, sizes, and nipple variation. Fairly easy for someone to pick out their own breasts. Pussy, there is a wide variety too. Poon intended. The esteemed butthole, by and large, is not. I am not talking about le butt in its entirety, because they come in all makes and models. Only the hole. Things that make the butthole distinguishable are if it is a huge gaper, specific skin color, or there is a tattoo around it for all the to see.

Thus, I am challenging everyone to see how well they know their buttholes in America's soon to be favorite game show on Fox: Name That Butthole! Below are photos of buttholes, that have been cropped to focus on this orifice. No alterations or enlargements, just simple print screens. And I want to see who, if anybody, can guess five select buttholes of starlets correctly. No buttholes were reused, you just have to figure out who it belongs to out of the following (in alphabetical order)

1) Tori Black
2)Allie Haze
3)Kaylani Lei
4)Cassandra Nix
5)Faye Reagan

So here you go Cassandra Nix, your chance to prove you can name your butthole out of a lineup!

A
 B
 C
 D
 E

Answers to be posted during next week's DTFriday, with full image of where these lovely holes came from. No prizes to be won here, simply bragging rights and choice between blessing or curse from yours truly.

Best,

Rev. Rex James

1 comment:

  1. Admittedly, these aren't the largest pictures in the world. It is the best I could do with the movies at my disposal. Tried enlarging photos, though it started severely distorting the image (perhaps bringing magnifying glass?). The following is proposed, though will only work on a foundation of trust and honesty.

    Take close up photos of each other's buttholes and email it to me to post for next week. Ex: Cassandra Nix takes photo of Allie Haze's, without showing photo to Allie. Thus all who play along will know at least what one looks like, and get to pick theirs' out of a line up with high quality photo graphs. If interested, email me at revrexjames@gmail.com

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